Stalkers (Well, Not Really)

I walk in to the temple today and one of our full-time temple missionaries is wagging her finger at me in a scornful way.

“What did I do?”, I thought.

She went on to say that she had staked out a location out front, waiting for me to arrive, and I turned the wrong way.  As a result, she wasn’t able to stop me.

Now I’m thinking, “What DID I DO?”

She then said she came to the house and I wasn’t there.

Ah, now my memory is refreshed.  She bought a copy of my book and I told her I would sign it.  Well, we managed to make connection at the end of the evening.  It is kind of flattering to have someone ask you to sign your book.

D. Brent Walton, cpp, is author and artist of the book PalmyraPalmyra is a self-published book of images in around the Village of Palmyra.  It features pictures and paintings of Palmyra, New York, and is a nice addition to any coffee table.  To purchase a copy of the book, please contact the author at  The cost is $69.99 (shipping and tax extra).  You can see much of Brent’s work at